advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
Thank you that’s an important disclaimer
Notice only 20 shades of gray
It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors
In response to that last comment^^
Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.
Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.
Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.
Which is why women see “Blood orange” and “crimson” and “scarlet” etc while guys just see “red”.
Well, that explains…
….DID HOMIE JUST MAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN BUBBLE TESSERACT?
…did you just call Stephen Fry “homie”?
Stephen Fry is everyone’s homie and if you are not Stephen Fry’s homie just don’t even
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Don’t fuck with me
This is great. You were very mature and explicit, as well as helpful in the ways that you could be. I don’t think you could have handled this any better than you did. 4 for you, Glen Coco.
I wish I could have stood up for myself in this way when I was a teenager
Threatening suicide to get what you want isn’t “borderline” abusive, it is abusive.
Men who do this have a very high risk of murdering whomever they’re trying to guilt trip when the guilt trip eventually stops working.
ironically hes joked about killing me before
I could never of been that sure of myself and protective of my own health when I was 14. What you did is wonderful and you should be incredibly proud of yourself.
14 year old me sooooo did not have her shit together like this
granted i also didn’t have internet access til 15, and i only got tumblr like… 3 or 4 years ago
I had a friend who, when she dumped her BF who had hit her, he sent her graphic pics of his deeply mutated wrists and say “look at what you’re doing to me. I love you babe come back.” Ugghhh men that do this are sickening. So impressed with the maturity and wisdom that you handled this creeper with at just 14.