THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

(Source: okithecat)

  • no one: ur cute

hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

slayboybunny:

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign” 

dude
me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)
I don’t hate you, I hate what you did to me.

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

(Source: qatu)

undersensitive:

i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf

(Source: co-ver)

He forgot about you. Remember that.
Remember this every day until it sinks in. Keep reminding yourself of this every time you are reminded of him until you realise that you deserved better. You deserve better. Remember that. (via c-oquetry)

(Source: fotzenkinder)

galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

officertoast:

officertoast:

I JUST SWALLOWED THE WIRE FROM MY BRACE 

PLEASE HELP

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