THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN
- no one: ur cute
Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign”
why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving
hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are